pokecans:

#300 Skitty

This. Is. A CLICHE! But still an interesting bit. I’m thinking through the other numbers trying to determine who else deserves a distinction. I’m come up with 97 and making a Dustin Hoffman joke, 350 (tree fiddy), and 409.

Not great, but how funny can a number be? Here come the 69 jokes.

I got a message inquiring about buying a PKCN because they didn’t know you can buy them, so I’m going to cheapen my integrity by self promoting. Don’t worry, I’ll make it totally gnarly and wicked sweet.

YOU CAN BUY THESE THINGIES! YOU PICK WHAT YOU WANT OR YOU CAN GET ONE FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER(S for the players out there).

Thanks for following. I like it that you follow. Just ask Mad Eugene, my DJ assistant. DJ ‘Gene, you crayzay.